Last night it was quite funny
I thought I had run over a bunny
The jolt had startled me
It almost made me pee

I got out to investigate
When I found the animal couldn’t communicate
That creature was NO bunny
It was a possum that looked homely

I walked over to give it a lil kick
But I guess my kick made it ticked
When it jumped up and gave a series growls
I almost had a movement of my bowls

I took a leap back
And it decided to attack
I tried to get in the car
But I was so scared I couldn’t budge from the tar

The possum bit my leg
And I scream guys I’m gonna need a keg
The beast attacked again and again
And I cried oh my god the pain

Finally friend gave it a boot
And I said dudes lets scoot


-----Alisa D----